windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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