i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
