I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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