I wanna bring you to show and tell
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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