Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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