She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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