it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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