This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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