so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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