I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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