your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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