the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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