Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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