I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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