Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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