3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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