Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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