She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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