I just gift wrapped bread.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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