it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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