why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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