he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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