I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
