I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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