Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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