Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
