i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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