Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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