his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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