nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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