Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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