Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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