Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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