All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did i walk over a car last night?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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