he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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