I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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