Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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