I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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