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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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