My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)