Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I am available for nakedness
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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