if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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