I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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