then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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