My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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