i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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