dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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