Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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