North Korea, Best Korea!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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