im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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