We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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