DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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