I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
